Blow Churros: The Feelgood Pastry of the Year

It’s a great day in the morning for innovations in drug trafficking. Recent word from the DEA’s Microgram Bulletin brings us the first ever attempt to smuggle delicious nose candy via delicious snacks. Customs Enforcement at New York’s JFK Airport recently seized mail from Guyana that contained 192 Churros containing plastic-wrapped cylinders of cocaine tested at 82.2 percent purity. That’s one badass powdered doughnut.[DEA Microgram Bulletin]