DMT Allows Me to Tap into Christ Consciousness
Protected under the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, a sect of Christian Mystics have been given the right to use DMT in order to experience Jesus in all His psychedelic glory. The Church of the Holy Light of the Queen located in Ashland, Oregon has been granted permission to import plant matter from Brazil containing DMT in order to brew Daime Tea. The tea is being used as a religious sacrament for the members of the Church to experience Jesus Christ in a more direct and personal manner – inspired, by the ten-minute euphoric rush of visionary bliss and cosmic consciousness associated with the famed chemical.
Local Judge Owen M. Panner has issued a permanent injunction on the federal government to restrict the Church from getting really high on a blend of Amazonian herbs that play a crucial part in the preparation of Ayahuasca, the true jungle juice of South American lore. The 80 or so members of the congregation can import, consume and distribute the procured Tea without interference as long as they follow the guidelines outlined by the judge, which involve a tight relationship with the DEA.
