the dope report

Two Ibuprofen Gets High School Girl Naked, Principle Busted

When a school vice principle asks you to strip, the answer is always, “I want a lawyer.”

It’s a shame the Supreme Court ruled today that Savana Redding can’t sue the living shit out of her school district for a strip search when she was thirteen years old. But leave it to some brain-damaged Arizona school official (high on meth, no doubt) to strip her in the first place for two Advil.

Luv it how schools are America’s test lab for the police state. Nice to see the Supreme Court push back 7 to 1 against stripping 13 year-old girlz. Dissenting Justice Clarence Thomas, of course, remains a pervy dick.

From ABC:

The Supreme Court ruled today that school officials’ strip search of a then-13-year-old Arizona teen suspected of possessing a painkiller violated the girl’s constitutional rights, despite the school district’s zero-tolerance policy for drugs. ... Justice Clarence Thomas filed a dissent, arguing the search did not violate the Fourth Amendment.

“They asked me to take off my clothes, and I did while they stood there,” Savana said. “When I was finally in my underwear, I thought, ‘OK, they are going to let me put my clothes back on.’”

“They just looked at me and said, ‘well, now you have to pull out your bra and shake it and your underwear as well,” she said, her eyes filling with tears. “I really wanted to cry.” ... Officials never called Savana’s mother.

Keep it classy, Arizona.

[ABC]