This today from the Latin American Herald Tribune reads like fiction.
HAVANA – Puerto Rican actor Benicio del Toro, best known for his Oscar-winning performance in “Traffic” and his portrayal of Ernesto “Che” Guevara in a critically acclaimed biopic, has been honored here for his body of work. ... He was joined at the ceremony by famed American actors Bill Murray, Robert Duvall and James Caan.
“This is a show that will never be repeated; Bill Murray singing, Robert Duvall with a bouquet of flowers, James Caan seated at my side,” as well as the presence of Cuban actors Jorge Perugorria and Mirta Ibarra, Del Toro told reporters.
[Head-shaking.] We should’ve sent back our RSVP.