Michael Jackson's death makes a mockumentary of modern medicine [Propofol]
Remember when we called it that prescription drugs killed M.J. the way they kill millions in America? Well, the story gets better.
M.J. was on some seriously good shit and the deal behind it is so absurd that you have to laugh. M.J. died from an injection of the anesthetic Propofol – which makes you instantly go to sleep. As long as someone monitors your breathing, you stay asleep until the drug wears off. Bonus!: Propofol users report a hazy, delirious high as they come out of it, but there’s no real side effects or hangover. And drug tests don’t look for it.
This sounds like the best drug of all time!
And it’s no surprise that the Wall Street Journal reports Thursday that Propofol is widely abused in the medical community. Medical residents call it “pronapping”: Taking a short break from the reality of a long shift with a shot of the stuff.
One anonymous user said he was injecting 50 times a day, so much that he installed a port on his leg and would shoot up while “brushing his teeth” before bed. Dumbass had to make it to bed quick or he risked passing out standing up, which he did several times, breaking his face and freaking the shit out of his clueless wife.
The best part about this nightmare knockout drug, the FDA has decided it’s safer than pot or even cough syrup. America uses a “Schedule” system to restrict use of its drugs. According to the DEA, Pot is a schedule 1 drug, alongside heroin and Twitter. Propofol? The shit is not even scheduled! It’s kept next to the band-aids at the hospital. Of course, the totally shameless, corrupt FDA is now reviewing its decision to not restrict the Best Drug in the World.
So just to get this straight: Hemp is as bad as heroin. The Perfect Drug is legal, widely available and killed the King of Pop. Take that with the latest news that we shouldn’t have been putting cement in all those old ladies’ spines, and there is only one conclusion:
We’re living in a mockumentary of modern medicine.
