the dope report

Well, that was about the most horrifying thing I’ve seen this year.

[Sigh]

Kids, don’t eat plastic baggies of weed or anything else.

Cops, learn how to do the goddamn Heimlich Maneuver correctly, Jesus.

And everyone else, for fuck’s sake legalize it so idiots don’t die over a misdemeanor.

I need a unicorn chaser, stat.

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