Artie Lange attempts suicide by stabbing himself repeatedly
Comedian and devourer of drugs and alcohol Artie Lange was hospitalized after attempting suicide last weekend. Years of substance abuse, debauchery, and overeating have yet to do Lange in, and now multiple self-inflicted stab wounds top that list:
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange’s frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges.
