Artie Lange attempts suicide by stabbing himself repeatedly
Comedian and devourer of drugs and alcohol Artie Lange was hospitalized after attempting suicide last weekend. Years of substance abuse, debauchery, and overeating have yet to do Lange in, and now multiple self-inflicted stab wounds top that list:
Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange’s frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six “hesitation wounds” and three deep plunges.
Aziz Ansari Leaks Jay-Z Single in Annoying DJ Mixtape Fashion
Jay-Z’s upcoming release “The Blueprint 3,” just got leaked, meaning those songs are most likely going to get ruined on shitty mixtapes by the blabbering, incoherent DJs that put them together. At least comedian and star of TV’s Parks and Recreation Aziz Ansari decided to make that experience hilarious. Check out Aziz’s blog and listen to him premiere Jay-Z and Kanye West’s “Hate” while shouting out dope stuff like Lumix cameras, Madmen, and turkey subs.
