Barack Obama Ecstacy Pills
At a time when Barack’s approval rating is dipping it’s good to know drug lords still hold him in high regard.
A stash of the brightly colored tablets was found Monday during a south Texas traffic stop.
Police in Palmview detained a driver after finding black tar heroin, cocaine, marijuana and several Ecstasy pills in the back of his car.
The drugs look like a “vitamin for kids,” police spokesman Lenny Sanchez said.
Ecstacy, Speed, Heroin-fueled group therapy = FAIL
The BBC reports today on some whacko German therapist who dosed a group of patients with allegedly heroin, speed & ecstasy all at once. Two died, a third is in a coma:
The doctor who was arrested admitted handing out the drugs in order to expand the patients’ consciousness, he claims to offer “help with spiritual crises” and police say his wife also took part in the therapy session, ...
The sad thing is, MDMA alone has helped PTSD-sufferers talk it out all emo-like. Charlatans like this guy this won’t help that needed therapy achieve any type of legitimacy. [BBC]
Dropping Ecstasy Can Drop Your Handicap [Performance Enhancing Drugs]
If you find your golf game out of whack, you can either switch to Precept balls, or just trip balls while rolling on E. Even better if your tabs come in the shape of Tiger Woods, y’all. Peep this success story for some inspiration on the links.
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Bart Simpson, Autobot Pills Not Ecstasy At All
A new drug cocktail containing chemicals that closely mimic the effects of ecstasy has appeared. The Idaho State Police Forensics Lab has recently confirmed that their most recent submission of finely crafted and well pressed ecstasy pills contained no MDMA, the main ingredient in E pills and until now the revered source of the experience.
