the dope report

Sweet Lou Admits Using the Sweet Leaf [Performance Reducing Drugs]

Chicago Cubs manager Lou Piniella recently admitted to trying marijuana and not liking it, which probably explains his anger issues.

“Look, I have smoked dope one time in my life,” Piniella said before the Cubs faced the Chicago White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field. “And it didn’t do a damn thing for me, and I never tried it again. I’m fortunate because of that. A lot of people do. You can even buy it in California from a pharmacy.”

Piniella offered this statement in support of Cubs catcher Geovany Soto, who tested positive for marijuana at this year’s World Baseball Classic held in March.

Hey Geo and Lou! If you were a hot dog and really, really high, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

[ESPN]