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Clip: 'Dark Side of the Moon' track "Money" for NES

Actually sounds kinda tight.

Arranged by one Brad Smith.

[via YouTube]

 
 

Drug cops get hooked on Wii bowling during raid

You work as a drug cop and you raid a suspect’s home, only to find some meth, guns and money. You do a backflip from the joy of throwing yet another criminal into a lonely cell. But wait, is that Wii that he has on his big screen television? It is! And… he has bowling. My favorite game!

In hilarious footage, Florida drug agents forgot to turn off one of the security cameras in a suspect’s home and were caught playing Wii bowling while the others search the house for guns and drugs. They alternate Wii shifts, high-five each other and according to reports, played during the whole nine hours they were supposed to be you know, doing police work!

 
 

Cocaine-Laden Narco-Subs Set Sail for Mexico Every Week

Stupid-ass economy got you down? It could be worse. You could be making a measly $6,000 to spend fourteen days inside a godforsaken Colombian drug submarine with no bathroom, sleeping on gas tanks and motoring 3,500 miles north to Mexico. Oh yeah, and you might die.

Vice Magazine’s video department VBS.TV has a humbling, new, five-part web series on Narco-Subs featuring jaw-dropping footage of drug-laden speed boats, subs and former traffickers. Vice’s crew headed to the Malaga Naval Base in Colombia where the Pacific Coast Guard has interdicted or captured 36 narco-subs since 1993. They’re all substandard, non-commercial death traps that make you pity any soul desperate enough to climb into the wood and fiberglass heap.

According to the series—the Medellin cartel first adapted their old, high-speed cigarette boat designs by adding depth, a roof and exhaust pipes. Now, the subs are manufactured four at a time in 45 days in godforsaken Colombian jungle sub factories by some of the poorest people on Earth. The subs are then taken out to sea where they are loaded down with cocaine and sent on their way to Mexico. The drugs are offloaded and sent into the States.